Calling all comedians, weirdos, sickos, and pervs.
This is an event you shouldn't curve.
The fiercest, most brutal competition in all the land
Tuesday May 24th on dirty Heroin island.
A fun competition called Gabrielles battle royale
There's even gonna be a hot ring gal
There will be boys and girls of all kinds
Which means I Will be checking out all your behinds
There's gonna be a shit ton of Different prizes
The night should be full of surprises
Tuesday May 24th at Hashtag Bar and Grill.
Let me know if you wanna come fucking chill.
Ray Vazquez (?)